Furyans, defiant to the end.

I'm Samie J and I'm 21.
I like to hike and learn.



Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?


(Source: wingsofbadass)

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i’ve worn make up like twice in the last two months and i thought “oh no i have to wear make up this weekend because i’m meeting new people” then i started laughing and decided “nah bro”

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my ideal body weight is you on top of me.

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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

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"shut up, you’re like 12"


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on another another note

in the flesh is sooooOOOOO GOOOOOD but i’m afraid to watch the final episode of the second season oh god oh god

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I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.

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black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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in other news, i got an amazing new mattress pad and it’s memory foam and i’m just pretty jazzed about it

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my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

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they took the children
they took everything

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If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks)

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Turtle Is Coming.

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My application for Turtle was accepted and I’m picking her up on Tuesday and I’m so excited I’m gonNA POP

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