to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.
was not expecting this as I was scrolling
*puts shoulder on son* hand
can i please check my e-meow?
i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with
My favorite Simon moment is when he cant believe he’s actually going on a date.
And is nervous about it.
i hope everybody is staying cute and hydrated